To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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