Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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