so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
