okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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