somebody snuck up and got me drunk
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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