Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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