Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
