ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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