put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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