when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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