What a fucking waste of an outfit
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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