If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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