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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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