k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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