Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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