so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
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How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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