This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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