You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
