Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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