do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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