She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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