Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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