What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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