Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Can I color on your dick again?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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