I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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