If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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