Your face is a jimmy john
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I need moral support for this bender
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
We left the knife in your bed.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
