At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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