But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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