I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i would punch a child for taco bell
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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