Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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