If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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