I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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