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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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