Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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