Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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