That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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