you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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