so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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