it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Dicks are not precious.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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