she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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