We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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