Pappa wants mamma naked
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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