Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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