Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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