You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you win again, gameday.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
