i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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