But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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