Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My feet surprised me
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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