Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
