And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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